Lady Steps is a revolutionary (and hypothetically free) new walking video game that fixes all the problems of 2025’s Baby Steps.

Players were understandably concerned by Baby Steps’ decision to depict a guy character as awkward, overweight, unemployed, emotionally stunted, physically incapable, and frequently humiliated.

Lady Steps corrects this imbalance by placing a lady in exactly the same situation, except it’s a gooner game so it’s BETTER!

Take independent control of each leg as The Lady™ struggles across a vast physics-driven landscape, falling down hills, tumbling from cliffs, and repeatedly losing hours of progress. Unlike the original, however, every fall may also cause part of her outfit to come off—almost erotic!

Shirts could tear, skirts might snag, shoes may disappear, and potentially simulated fabric hypothetically responds realistically to every impact. The harder you fall, the more meaningful the consequences become. Also, we haven’t decided yet, but the lady might fart, too.

Players will no longer be forced to play an unflattering depiction of guys. They can simply watch a woman (with boobs) lose her clothes. A wonderful game idea!